State of the Uterus 40 Weeks and 1 Day

The only thing worse than going past your due date without giving birth is finding out that you are making ZERO progress!
Yep, as of my appointment yesterday I am still fingertip dilated, 50% effaced, cervix posterior i.e. not a lick of progress since last week. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
This, my friends, is why people say not to get [...]

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FSA Accounts and Why I hate the IRS

I found out I was pregnant in December. About 2 days after our 2008 elections were due for things like contributing to pretax FSA.
I had been going weekly to see a super expensive fertility accupuncturist ($125 a session!) so I thought I was being on the conservative side electing to put aside $125 a month [...]

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Sara’s Baby Shower

Quick health update: I called my OB to say, yo, I’m anemic, what should I take? They had the bitch from hell OB call me back (the one that told me to stay off the internet).
Bitch OB: Just take some iron twice a day.
Me: ok, any specific dosage?
Bitch OB: nope, just take it twice a [...]

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CMV - the Scariest Disease You’ve Never Heard of.

I haven’t posted much this week because I’ve been running around between doctors appointments.
About 2-3 weeks ago, I had a really bad sore throat.  I thought I was getting the flu and was grateful that I wasn’t in my first trimester when a temparature can be really bad for baby..
Strangely though, unlike the usual sore throat [...]

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Tyra Banks Show, Insensitive to Infertility

Someone on the nest.com message boards posted a link to this today. The Tyra Banks show is looking for people to appear in a show they are calling “Mom Wannabes.”
Here is a description of what they are looking for:
“Do you know a woman who is obsessed with becoming a mom? Have you seen and heard [...]

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I am surrounded by fertiles on all sides.

My best friend from childhood Alexis and her boyfriend Scott are coming into town and staying with through Christmas eve. She doesn’t know about blobby yet because I am waiting to tell her in person (tonight!) but for once I’m the one who’s worried about how telling someone I’m pregnant will make them feel.
Normally I’m [...]

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Having to act pregnant SUCKS when you’re not.

What I mean by this is that in my herculean effort to actually GET pregnant, I have to treat my body like I already am.
For example, I have quit smoking (even socially) drinking, diet coke and cut back to 1 cup of coffee per day. At my accupuncturist’s insistance I am also eating more to [...]

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